ok reylos are fucking nuts and i don’t have to tell any of you that it’s just self evident. but more importantly. that is a TERRIBLE idea for a fleshlight in a universe where real, actual, deadly lightsabers actually do exist
Next movie kylo is going to die when Hux switches them out in an assassination attempt
I can’t wait to sue JJ Abrams for stealing my award winning AO3 fan fic, “5 Times Kylo Accidentally Vaporized His Own Dick Due to Hux’s Treachery (And One Time He Didn’t)”
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